Flip Flops

I am sitting in the office (Starbucks), and just observed a very attractive woman, tall, blond, gorgeous blue-green eyes. She was wearing the "little black dress" that was very flattering to her figure. And flip flops.

Flip flops.

Ladies (and gentleman), allow me to clue you in on what is apparently a big secret. Flip flops are never appropriate street wear. If you don't have sand or bathroom tile under your feet, you should not be wearing flip flops.

Many will cry out, "But they're not flip flops, they are sandals."

There is a simple test for this. Ask yourself this question:

"Did an animal die to make my footwear?"

If not, it's a flip flop.